Tuesday, June 26, 2018


When capitalists optimize they call it efficient, when workers optimize they call it "shirking."

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Karthun Dad Jokes

The hover-text for this comic inspired me to make this thing:

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

The road not taken

. . . this is pure Brooks, a seemingly epigrammatic heap of nonsense, structured to give him both the appearance of gnomic wisdom and plausible deniability.
For bonus snark click on over to Charlie Pierce and Driftglass.

Monday, April 13, 2015

Had some fun on the radio last night....

Playlist for Stürm und Drang, April 12, 2015:

Aton IThe Ceyleib PeopleTanyetDrop-out19680:10:00mp3
DawnThe Ornette Coleman TrioAt the "Golden Circle" Stockholm Volume 1Blue Note19650:08:30cd
Meadow MealFaustFaustPolydor19710:08:02yt
Son of Mr. Green GenesFrank Zappa and The Mothers of InventionOlympia Theatre, Paris France, October 26, 196819680:07:47cd
HallogalloNeu!Neu!Brain Records19720:10:07mp3
Dirty BootsSonic YouthGooDGC19900:05:29yt
Love on a Real Train (Risky Business)Tangerine DreamRisky Business Soundtrack AlbumVirgin Records19840:03:19mp3
It's a Rainy Day, Sunshine GirlFaustFaust So FarPolydor19720:07:31yt
The RobotsKraftwerkThe Man MachineCapitol Records19780:06:11cd
Outside My DoorCanMonster Movie19690:04:11yt
The ModelKraftwerkThe Man MachineCapitol Records19780:03:38cd
Neon LightsKraftwerkThe Man MachineCapitol Records19780:08:56cd
The Girl You WantDevoFreedom of ChoiceRecord Plant Studios19800:02:59yt
Innocent When You Dream (78)Tom WaitsFranks Wild YearsIsland19870:04:15cd
AutobahnKraftwerkThe MixElektra19910:09:27cd
PhaedraTangerine DreamThe Virgin Years 1974-1978Virgin Records20110:17:39cd
sincerely, DJ Zerstörung.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Best Journal Spam? Or Best Journal Spam EVAR?

Got this in the old inbox today:

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I had no idea when I was writing it that my paper "Research Article" would bring me to the attention of such a prestigious publication as International Journal of Case Studies Impact Factor 3.582. What can I say? I am deeply troubled honored. I am totally going for the life time offer.

Thursday, June 5, 2014

MST3K: best show ever?

Mrs. AL and I were listening to Peter Aaron's show last night on WGXC, to which you should immediately donate some money, when he played a recording of a radio interview with the Slits. Although that was interesting and chaotic enough all by itself, it also naturally lead Mrs. AL to recall what may be the best skit ever done on Mystery Science Theater 3000:

If you kidz are wondering why this makes us olds laugh, the reason is to be found in this 1970s beer advertising campaign:

The combination of the joke, done in the style of a Bergman film and in the form of a Sven and Olie joke is just too much (at least for olds like me). Genius.

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

No customers for Authority's power - Times Union

No customers for Authority's power - Times Union

This story, although about an underwater power line between New Jersey and Hell's Kitchen, is not unrelated to the big power line project being proposed for upstate New York, for a couple of reasons.

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